How can it be, Friends?
The tree hasn’t even been up for a month, and apparently an army of spiders has covertly taken taken up residence in its branches. These busy little web-builders must be decked in green camo for the holidays, because I haven’t seen even ONE scooting across the carpet or knitting its way to webville.
But be sure: I am not exaggerating. The tree is being decked with unwanted tinsel, and the morning light streaming in all glorious and wintery does nothing to hide the tangled mess of spider creativity.
What am I to do?? DUST THE TREE?!